Current upload schedule

Sadly, I'm mostly on hiatus at the moment. I might upload something if I manage to write something, but I've been spending most of my free time roleplaying lately.

A featured personal favourite

TG Cap: A Cyborg's Cognitive Dissonance. It's one of my least popular captions, but its story is quite unique in my opinion.

A featured personal favourite

POV Bodypart TF Cap: Closer Than Close. One of my more popular captions. I'm quite proud of the way I wrote it and how the story goes.

05/04/2024

TG Cap: Beyond The Mirror

Img source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85621272
Artist: sawasa(swzw)

No, I did not mean anything by this. Sorry if it got a bit too depressing in the middle of the first part, I genuinely didn't expect that going into it. The idea here started as me wanting to do another two perspective thing, and I remembered these kinds of images where both sides of the mirror depict something different.
I felt like an image like that could make for an interesting story, where a character sees a slightly different version of themselves.

Kiaran, a regular office worker, was on his way home from work one day. On the way, he came across a pair of men carrying a large mirror from a moving van to a nearby house.
He didn't think much of it, but just as he was walking past them, one of them slipped, causing the mirror to fall onto him.
He yelped in surprise as the mirror shattered, scattering shards around him. Yet somehow, he was unhurt luckily.

Something was off though. As he sighed in relief, his voice was oddly high. And when the movers apologised and asked him whether he was alright, they addressed her as "miss".
Kiaran was a bit confused, but confidently assured them that he was fine. However, just as he wanted to begin walking away he noticed a reflection in one of the larger shards of the mirror, in which he saw, that he had become a girl.

The transformation affected his, or rather her life severely. She practically lost everything, starting with her job, as her boss didn't believe she was who she said she was.
As she couldn't recognise herself in the mirror either, she couldn't entirely blame him. After that, she became isolated, unable to face her friends and family.

For a while, she is unable to do much, falling into a slump after being unable to find new work. At first, she was also somewhat afraid of her new body, which had caused her so many issues already.
She didn't want to touch it, she didn't want to look at it, and she didn't even want to think about it.

Regardless of that, she was also curious, even if she wanted to deny it. She was constantly aware of how sensitive her body was, and one day she couldn't resist putting it to the test.
The first time she inserted her finger into her pussy was incredible. It was a kind of pleasure she had never felt before, and she needed more.
She slowly caressed the inside of her gradually moistening sex, eventually she even inserted a second finger, and began touching her clit with another.
It was the best experience she had had since becoming a girl, and she didn't stop after doing it once. Through it, she gradually opened up to her new body, but she still needed more.

Though she had once been an avid reader, she sold off almost all of her books, instead replacing hem with sex toys to fuel her new favourite pastime.
She couldn't get enough from just that though, but she had regained some inspiration and motivation, leading to her taking up a job as a sex worker, under her new name Kiara. For her, it was a great deal.
As she worked from home, she could list her sex toys as tax write-offs, and on top of that she came to love sex in many forms, and would usually take charge with her clients.

Now seven years after she first turned into a girl, Kiara never really reflected upon her time as a man. She would occasionally mention it to a customer when she thought it would turn them on, but aside from that it no longer had a lot of meaning to her.
On an unremarkable day, while getting dressed up in some simple skimpy clothes for her next customer, something unusual happened though. While adjusting her horned headband in front of the mirror, it suddenly turned seemingly transparent, showing room similar to hers on the other side.
On the other side of the mirror, she saw a girl, a brunette like her, who resembled her very closely on the surface.

The girl in the mirror was fully nude, and was about to start getting dressed. Kiara could tell at a glance that the girl was quite shy, and goes to stand closer to the mirror to get a better look at the adorable thing.
She took a good look at the girl and her features, the size of her breasts, the colour of her nipples, and the way she put on her white lingerie.
Notably, the way she seemed to try to avoid touching her breasts as much as she could while putting on her bra was similar to how Kiara did it when she had just become a girl, but Kiara didn't notice this similarity.

After putting on her white lingerie, the girl thinks for a bit, before putting on a veil and turning towards the mirror as well. The pair's eyes then meet. The girl slowly looks over Kiara's body, before carefully approaching her, looking a bit scared.
Kiara smiles slightly as she sees this, and shifts her body forwards slightly, letting her nipples push against the glass. The girl's attention seemed to be moving to the room behind Kiara though, so to get her attention back, Kiara leans forwards, causing the bells on her nipple rings to clang against the mirror's surface as she rubs her tits against it.
To Kiara's amusement it works, as the girl's eyes immediately shoot towards her tits. Blushing profusely, the girl quickly tears her eyes away from Kiara's boobs and back to her eyes.

For some reason, the girl on the other side raises her hand, and softly places it against the mirror. On a whim, Kiara does the same in response. A moment later though, the girl vanishes, and Kiara's reflection returns.
She keeps looking at herself for a few more seconds, but the vision of the other girl doesn't return. Kiara shrugs, and steps back. She has no idea who the girl she saw was, or what caused the two to briefly meet each other, but she doesn't really question it.
A few moments later there is a knock on the door though, signalling the arrival of today's client. Kiara turns away from the mirror, and excitedly walks towards the door to let him in, grabbing a dildo on the way.

Kiaran, a regular office worker, was on his way home from work one day. On the way, he came across a pair of men carrying a large mirror from a moving van to a nearby house.
He didn't think much of it, but just as he was walking past them, one of them slipped, causing the mirror to fall onto him.
He yelped in surprise as the mirror shattered, scattering shards around him. Yet somehow, he was unhurt luckily.

Something was off though. As he sighed in relief, his voice was oddly high. And when the movers apologised and asked him whether he was alright, they addressed her as "miss".
Kiaran was a bit confused, but confidently assured them that he was fine. However, just as he wanted to begin walking away he noticed a reflection in one of the larger shards of the mirror, in which he saw, that he had become a girl.

The transformation affected his, or rather her life severely. She practically lost everything, starting with her job, as her boss didn't believe she was who she said she was.
As she could hardly recognise herself in the mirror either, she couldn't entirely blame him. After that, she became isolated, unable to face her friends and family.

Luckily, she was able to find a job at a local café relatively quickly. She had started going by Kiara at this point, and didn't particularly like her job, especially due to how horribly shy she became after her transformation.
Talking to customers was tiring and uncomfortable, and she especially hated it when she seemed to draw extra attention from them due to her admittedly attractive body.

She also had one coworker who frequently tried to talk to her during their breaks. At first, she found talking to him as exhausting as talking to the customers. But over time that changed.
She began to enjoy her conversations with him, and eventually even started to initiate them herself. He became the first person whom she really opened up to after turning into a girl, and she eventually even told him she had once been a man.
Of course, he had some doubts at first, but Kiara found the courage to insist, and he decided to believe her.

Over the years their relation would grow romantic, and with his support, she would eventually even reconnect with her family and some of her old friends. By this point, the existence of magic was pretty well known, so they were able to convince most of them together.
And now, seven years after she had turned into a girl, her lover had finally asked Kiara to marry him.

A few days before her marriage, Kiara is in her room, trying on the wedding dress she had chosen together with her sister. It was a nice but relatively simple dress, which she could put on herself.
She slowly puts on the white lingerie she is planning to wear under it, and her thighhighs and long gloves. Before putting on the dress itself though, she gets an idea.
She puts her veil on, suspecting that it may be an interesting look for the night after the wedding, for which she was very excited despite it being far from their first time.

As she looks over at the mirror to see what it looks like though, she sees something completely unexpected.
It's herself, but... different. The Kiara in the mirror is wearing a black corset and stockings. On her head is a frilly headpiece with horns, and she has a choker on.
She even has a slutty tattoo above her pussy and a pair of nipple rings with little bells. More than that, her demeanour is much different from Kiara's.

As she shyly looks at and approaches her reflection, who looks back at her as if she is simply some piece of meat, and pushes her breasts against the glass slightly.
The room behind the girl also seemed a bit different. There were sex toys and underwear all over the place, and the bed was a mess. Her reflection seductively leans forwards though, further rubbing her boobs against the mirror, immediately drawing Kiara's eyes towards them.
She quickly looks up at her face, and realises something else about this reflection of hers. She doesn't seem to recognise Kiara as her reflection like she does.

Kiara raises her hand, and softly places it against the surface of the mirror, and on the other side, her reflection does the same. A moment later though, her reflection vanishes, or rather returns to normal.
She blinks slowly as she looks at herself, but the other reflection doesn't return. A faint hunch tells her that what she saw could have been her, but exactly how or why she saw it, she doesn't know.
Later that week she became happily married, and though the unusual event never repeated itself, she could never quite forget about the encounter beyond the mirror.

01/04/2024

april fools tg cap: an average tg caption but it is really bad and made in ms paint

img source: MS Paint
artist: sorry, i am in fact responsible for everything you see here

and this is why i should never have been trusted with the ability to make things. you may take my april fools caption writing license away from me, but i might do it again anyway

On a very normal and average day, nohing of note was going on, until at an unexpected timing a random person was approached by a demoness names chloe.

"hello random person, my name is chloe. i am a demones who makes random magical deals with random people to sustain herself, but the rules behind this are vague and possibly inconsistent"
"Oh wow, this is pretty unusual, but i do not believe you."
"i can do magic and give you almost anything with my deals. but i dont tell you the price which usually includes turning you into a girl or sometimes a body part. but that hasnt happened in any stories that have actually been written yet" she winks, at the reader probably. Despite the information being blatantly incorrect.
"this is highly interesting. On second thought and agaimst both my better judgemend and my lack of belief in you being able to fulfil my request. i will make a request wich can be turned into a punchy title by a lazy writer. make me seexy. "
"Okay, i will now do as i said i would do before"

before the random person has an opportunity to respond, choe grabs him which causes some magic stuff to go through his body. he then grows breasts which are very large in size and also sensitive and nice. he then feels his ass beginning to grow large in size, geining the same features and descriptors as his tities.
his skin then begins to become very smooth and such. his penis then shrinks and eventually dissapears as a vagina replaces it. the random person will now be referred to as she because i have no better time to start doing that and it may read somewhat awkwardly if i dont do it at all. her hair then also grows very long and nice.
some more stuff about her body also changes, but i have already used enough space to describe her physical transformation.

the random person who is now a girl, also known as the new girl looks down at her body, which is now transformed into that of a girl
"Oh no, turn me back."
"no taksies backsies."
"this is terrible, the caption is too short to describe me coming to terms with my transformation into a girl"
and then the end of the caption was somewhat rushed but the random person was now a sexy girl which was somehow both the price and the thing he got out of the deal clever right yes.

29/03/2024

TG Cap: Rolling With The Punches

Img source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/25495960
Artist: 23

This story was oddly troublesome. Originally I was planning to write a story more focused on the main character's relation with her wife after her transformation.
But then I got the idea to make it a two part story. But then I went a bit too far into the aftermath in the first part, and I just couldn't figure out how to get started on the second part. In the end I do think this qualifies as a full story, so it should hopefully not be too much of an issue.

George Sacco was a successful and well known professional boxer. Today, after a long climb spanning an almost six-year long career, he was finally going up against the defending champion of his weight class.
He wasn't expecting an easy match, but from reviewing his opponent's previous fights, he believed that through all his preparation he would be able to reach his goal today.
He was a little uncertain about what he would do after that, but for now he would focus on the present.

About half an hour before the fight, George is doing some warm-up exercises. In between them, he would occasionally sip some water, but he eventually runs out.
As he goes to get a refill, he realises that the water cooler has stopped working, which was strange, as it was working before. That wasn't a big issue for him though, as he usually liked to leave the dressing room for a bit at some point during his preparation.
Right outside the dressing room, he spots a security guard. Seemingly recognising that he is looking for something, she greets him with a slight nod, before beginning to speak.

"Hey there, I'm guessing something is wrong with the water cooler?"
"Yeah, it was doing fine an hour ago though. Any idea what's up with it?"
"Nope, just that it has been acting up randomly for a few days now. There's another one that way, next to the coffee machine."
She gestures towards the place she is referring to.
"Thanks, that’s what I was going to ask."
As he turns to leave, the security guard speaks up again.
"One thing... do you believe that the truth is something everybody always has a right to?"
"... That is.. a very random question? Didn't expect to be discussing philosophy or something this shortly before a fight, but yeah, I guess I do."
She smiles slightly at George, and nods.
"So do I. Anyway, I'm not going to waste any more of your time. Good luck on all your future fights."
She then adjusts her hat, before walking off.

After that strange encounter, he gets he refills his cup with water, and nothing unusual happens for the rest of his preparation time.
Eventually the time for the match arrives, his cornerman Mack wraps up his hands, he puts his gloves on, and he gets into the ring.
When finally George and his opponent head to their corners of the ring to begin the fight, a strange feeling suddenly overtakes him stopping him in his tracks.
Shortness of breath, dizziness, and a sense of weakness.

For a moment he suspects that the nerves had suddenly got to him, but he then feels his hand wraps getting looser as his hands shrink, almost causing his boxing gloves to fall off.
His forearms then begin to shrink as his muscles deflate. His skin seems to soften somewhat as the change spreads up his arms, and though his arms do remain noticeably toned, they are visibly growing weaker.
Whatever is happening isn't ending with his arms. His pectoral muscles shrink as he loses some height. His abs fade, but don't vanish fully, and his face softens. His lips even swell, becoming noticeably feminine.

All the while, he can feel all the eyes on him. From the crowd, the referee, the judges and his opponent. It was all also being broadcasted live on TV, all over the world.
He was still acting calm, but under the surface he was panicking. With the ways his body has already changed, he could certainly kiss goodbye to championship, and it was still not stopping.
There is nobody who can help him though, and he can't stop the changes either. His hips suddenly crack outwards as his butt swells, tearing the velcro of his groin guard apart, and almost tearing his shorts.

As his thighs swell, he gets an impending sense of doom. Knowing that he won't be fighting today anyway, he spits out his mouthguard and stares at his cornerman.
"Mack, I need my robe."
Mack nods, and immediately throws George his robe. He then steps up to the side of the ring to hold the rope up for him. Catching the robe, George puts it on.
There's a growing pressure in his chest, as he puts the hood on, hoping to somewhat hide his blushing face.
He can feel his dick shrinking, fully retracting, and even something else opening up in its place.
Knowing what is coming, he tries to escape from the ring before anyone can see the full extent of how far the transformation robbing him of what he spent years training for will go.
But as he ducks and tries to go through the ropes, his chest suddenly swells outwards. A soft moan escapes his lips as he rapidly grows a sizeable set of breasts, one of which, to add insult to injury, gets caught on the rope under him.
He loses his balance and trips, painfully landing on his back next to the ring, causing his robe to fall open, exposing half her new body to the entire world.

- Six months later -

Gina Sacco was a professional boxer, who, despite having technically only just started her career, was quite well known. This week she would have her first professional fight in six months, with which she would finally be getting back into action.
Ever since her transformation into a girl, she had been training and practising tirelessly, regardless of the fact that for a while it seemed uncertain if she would ever be able to box professionally again.
What happened was thought impossible at the time. But with the many live witnesses, all the angles it was filmed from, and the fact that nobody could prove that any of the footage had been altered, the impossible eventually seemed to be the only remaining possibility.
Once all doubts about her identity and her potentially having an unfair advantage over other competitors were cleared, she was finally able to officially be registered as a female boxer.

Her transformation had set her back considerably. Her body had lost much of its strength, and fighting with her new body's proportions still felt off. In a way, not all that much had changed about her professional life though.
The ways she was working out, training and in general preparing for her "first" match was not much different from how she had been doing it for the last six years after all. She had no doubts about her ability to get used to fighting like this.
Adjusting to the changes in her personal life on the other hand... seemed like it would be a lot more difficult for her...

22/03/2024

TGTF Cap: The Forgotten Notebook

Img source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/58005055
Artist: UKA·昸

I think this might be my new shortest caption. It was interesting to try, but I definitely prefer writing longer ones.

Leona climbs onto the rock she set up camp around, and yawns as she stretches and leans back. Even with the athletic body she had nowadays, she could use a moment to rest after finishing her morning routine.

She gently pats the head of Moose, her loyal guard dog, wags his tail and nuzzles into her hand in return. Behind her back, she opens her bag with her free hand, and takes out an apple, and a notebook.

Though she didn't know who had written the notebook, it fascinated her. She had found it several months ago, left behind in the library of an abandoned town.
It contained countless notes detailing the writer's knowledge on magic, or thaumatology as they consistently called it.

Curiously, some of the later pages seemed to be written by a different person, the last of which describing a method to make an invisible transformative mine of sorts.
At first, she, or rather he at the time, assumed that it was all fictional. But then, just as he wanted to put the notebook down and leave, he noticed that his hand appeared softer and more slender.

After that, it didn't take her long to figure out that she must have triggered one of the mines the previous owner of the notebook had made, which had transformed her into a cat girl.

At first, she was troubled by this, and took the notebook in the hopes of finding a way to get her old body back. She scoured the notebook for a way to do just that every day, but over time her goal and motive changed.
She grew used to her new body, and even came to like it more than her old one. Physically, she was undeniably more fit than she'd ever been. Her reflexes and senses were far sharper than those of any regular person, making it a lot easier to catch food.
And most importantly, Moose still recognised her.

With that, she really didn't have much reason to want to turn back left. She instead continues reading the notebook out of simple curiosity, even if she didn't have any practical need for it any more.

15/03/2024

BodypartTF Cap: Weight Off And On Her Shoulders

Img source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88528303
Artist: Sueスーエ

Jeez, almost forgot to upload this today.
It's been a while since I did a bodypart absorption. Next time I do one I should take more time to focus on describing the absorption part though, since all of the body part transformations I've done have gone through that part very quickly.
Oh well, hope people enjoy.

*Knock knock knock* "..." *Knock knock knock!* "That damn guy..." *Sigh*

Annoyed, Brianna gets up from her couch and walks up to her front door. She had already seen her visitor's car, she recognised the way he knocked on the door, and she really did not want to see him.
Just before he could knock on the door again, she opens it. Blocking the entrance with her body as she tries to hide her annoyed expression and greets him.

"Hey.. Greg, you know I don't like it when you show up here unannounced. Is it really that urgent?.."
"Good morning Brianna. Yeah sorry to show up like this, but I happened to be in the area, and I thought I'd get my rent money a bit early."
As usual, Greg completely dodges her question. *Sigh* "I still have two weeks before it's due, the rest is none of your business. Was that all?"
"Oh, I know. But might as well get it over with early, right?"
"Greg, we have been over this before. I don't get paid until the end of this week. And that's not something you need to know as long as I'm able to pay it on time, which I have been able to every month so far."
"I see, no problem, that's okay. ... Although..." While he pretends to think, his eyes very obviously move along the curves of Brianna's body.

Brianna was quite certain by this point that whenever Greg showed up unannounced, it was really just to gawk at her.
She was well aware of how attractive she was, and the clothes she enjoyed wearing while at home in the weekends were certainly on the provocative side. But she absolutely wasn't doing it for her intrusive landlord's enjoyment.
If it weren't for how cheap the rent was, she certainly would not have tolerated him for this long.

"I'm sure it would take a load off your shoulders if I lowered the monthly rent. We could discuss it upstairs if you want~"
While finally taking it too far, Greg winks at Brianna.
"..." Though it takes a lot of effort, Brianna manages to keep herself from glaring at or even hitting him. And as she thinks about what she is about to do instead, she even manages to smile slightly.
"You know what. Come in, I think we can arrange that."

She then lets him in, and places her hands on his shoulders after she closes the door. Next, she begins to let her magical influence seep through him, causing a faint but pleasurable sensation.
"Oh~ that's good, how are you doing that?" He shivers slightly, and his already hard member hardens against the fabric of his pants.
"Shh~ Just let me..."

Suddenly, she grips his shoulders a little harder. Then, his clothes suddenly fall off his body as he seems to flow out of them.
Everything goes dark, and he seems to fall for a moment, before... bouncing, causing an oddly enjoyable sensation.
Before he can even try to question what is happening, he feels the two masses his existence now consists out of being squeezed and kneaded by a pair of hands, sending sparks of near orgasmic pleasure through his whole being.
Without any warning, Brianna, whose body he is now quite obviously attached to, then drops onto her couch, sending him jiggling again.

*Giggles* "Hope you enjoy how this feels, because this is your new life~" Brianna's voice seems to come from above, and seems slightly muffled from his perspective.
"W-what the hell was that?! I can't move or see, what did you d-nng~!"
Though he doesn't make any sound whatsoever, he can tell that Brianna can somehow hear him. Before he can finish his sentence, Brianna interrupts him with another squeeze, sending him reeling with pleasure.

"Shush. I'm done with your nonsense, Greg. You'd have to be pretty dumb to not have figured this out yet, but you are now nothing more than a pair of tits. And damn you are fun to play with now~"
She continues fondling her breasts, giving him no chance to talk back.
"Keep in mind. You're living in my breasts now. If I could get you to pay me rent, I would. But either way, you'd better listen to me. I'm your landlord now, or titlord I guess~ Now, stay quiet and let me finally enjoy my day off."

08/03/2024

TG Futa Cap: An Interesting Way To Awaken

Img source: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38398702
Artist: Shulliy Baudelair

This caption exists mostly so that I can have an uncensored cover for my futanari caption gallery. Finding an image that was clearly enough of a futa for the gallery cover, but not too lewd for deviantart was pretty difficult.
Boy do I hope they leave this one be.

Jack was a very average man, living a very average life. Throughout the day he worked a standard customer service job from home, and in the evenings and on days off, he engaged in simple, somewhat nerdy hobbies.
Though certainly not unhappy, he also wasn't entirely satisfied with his life. He quietly yearned for something unpredictable to happen in his life, and perhaps to be a more unique person.
One evening, after taking a nice warm shower, putting on his pyjamas, unicorn themed nightcap included, he gets into bed.
On his phone he watches a few videos about obscure topics that interest him, including video games, anime and visual novels. Eventually he puts his phone away, lies down, and finally pulls the oh so comfortable blanket over his body.

While he tries to go to sleep, he thinks about many things, and sighs softly.
"Man... I do wish my life could be a little more interesting..."
He then feels a slight shiver go through his body, but he doesn't think much of it, and goes to sleep.

Jack usually doesn't move around much in his sleep, but tonight he is a little more fidgety than usual. He lays a hand on his chest, and slides it under his shirt, softly scratching his chest hair as it recedes.
His chest then slowly begins to puff up, as fat slowly begins to build up in two mounds under his nipples, which also slowly swell.
Automatically, he softly squeezes one of the breasts growing on his chest, causing a soft moan to slip from his lips, which swell a little as his facial features soften. As his breasts continue growing, they, together with his hand, pop open his shirt.
He stretches slightly as his whole body shrinks and his proportions gradually grow dainty, and moves one hand up to his head, and one down to his crotch. His hair rapidly begins to grow out to about shoulder-length, as its colour shifts to a vibrant green, aside from one streak of hair, which instead turns purple.
For a moment, his penis begins to shrink as his hand brushes against it. It quickly stops though, and instead begins growing slightly as he murmurs softly and grasps it. Under his balls, a slit then appears and opens up, leaving him with both sets of genitals.

With his transformation finished, he sleeps soundly for several hours.
When Jack eventually wakes up the next morning, he doesn't immediately notice the changes to his body. He kicks the blanket off his body and sits up. He then stretches and yawns.
As he does so, one of his new breasts falls out of his open shirt, the strange feeling of which prompting him to look down at his new body.

"Huh..? ... Is this one of those dreams where you are randomly a girl? Hm.. well, that's a first for me~"
He softly cups his breasts as he looks over his body further, spotting the clear outline of his penis against his pyjamas.
"Oh, but I do still have my dick." To check, he reaches into his trousers, and feels around, slipping a finger into his new other sex.
"Mhm~!? I-I have a pussy too? Then I guess I'm a futan- I mean.. hermaphrodite? ... Wait.. how do I know what touching one's own pussy feels like?.."

Jaye thinks for a bit, pinches her cheek, and looks at her phone for a bit.
"If this was a dream, I'm pretty sure I would have woken up by now..." *Chuckles* "Now that is interesting, I wonder how this is even possible then."
She gets out of bed to begin preparing for the day, smiling as she thinks about how she'll explain what happened to her to others, and deal with the effects this change will have on her life.

01/03/2024

TGTF Cap: The Goo(d) But Rather Chaotic Doctor

Img source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111886728
Artist:

Writing this one was pretty fun and smooth. I pretty much immediately got the general idea for this story as soon as I saw this image.

Nolan hastily runs through the research institute's hallway. He tightly grabs the door handle, but his hand slips off on the first attempt.
With a little more focus, he then tries again, and throws the door wide open.
He jumps in and pulls his lab coat open, flashing his slightly startled colleague with his very feminine and gooey new body.

"Look Willy! Tits! Anyway, I gotta use one of the microscopes could you get me a slide?"
It takes Wilrick a few moments to respond by the strange, almost fully nude girl. The professor shakes his head, and gives her a serious look.
"... If you are one of today's examinees. Please return to your waiting room- Oh yeah, no need it's me Nolan~!"
The girl interrupts Wilrick and shows off the name card on her coat. "Nolan Lyndon - Senior researcher"

Though her face barely resembles that of the researcher depicted on the name card, she carried the same typical facial expression, that always looked proud yet rarely arrogant.
Her behaviour was also very much familiar to Wilrick, to the point where it would have been his second guess.
He sighs, and takes one microscope slide out of a drawer.

"Should you not be taking this more serious, Professor Lyndon?"
His slime girl colleague walks past him and takes the slide out of his hands as she responds.
"I am taking this seriously, I'm taking samples and examining my cells or whatever I'm made of now. Which is super easy with this body by the way! Just look at the floor in the hallway."
She continues as if nothing about the situation is strange, carefully letting some of herself drip from her finger onto the slide before sealing it with the cover slip.
"Professor Lyndon, that is a serious potential safety risk." "We're the only ones here today, remember Willy?"
"... That is true." *Sigh* "Tell me what happened so that I can make a proper report."

Nolan puts the glass slide with the sample of her mass under one of the microscopes, and begins to inspect it.
"Ah yes, that would be very helpful. So, I had just taken a big sample from miss Rayne, y'know, the girl that got turned into a slime girl.
I was doing a thaumaturgic resonance test on it to find out if it had any inherent thaumaturgic properties. Yes yes I know I was supposed to get you before starting it.
But I was excited to keep going."

"Anyway, the sample's colour started to shift from blue to purple, and then it blew up. I did have my goggles on this time.
But regardless of that I felt my face starting to melt, but it didn't hurt and considering miss Rayne I kinda knew what to expect, so I undressed and got in front of the mirror to watch it all happen."
"The security camera should have gotten it too, you should check it out it was pretty cool to see! But yeah, you can see the result pretty cute right~"

Nolan winks and strikes a pose, before continuing without leaving Wilrick any chance to respond.
"This body is pretty cool too. I can like redistribute my mass and make shapes and make bigger boobies and such. But it naturally seems to return to this shape."
"I also actually hear through these rabbit ear like appendages. No idea how it works yet, but I'll look into it soon. Oh, before I forget, could you get me one of post transfiguration name change forms? We're changing my name to Nonie!"

For another hour or so, the spunky slime scientist kept on rambling about her new body and its properties without pause. It was difficult for Wilrick to keep up and take notes for his report, while filtering out any provocations.
Nonie was later severely reprimanded for both her continued unprofessional conduct and her negligence of safety protocols. But given her knowledge and now experience in the field of thaumatology, the institute really couldn't afford to lose her.