Img source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105107543
Artist: 真也夏樹
Yes. This caption exists because I had a dumb idea I had to realize. I thought it would be a fun idea to create a TG caption where the guy transforms into a girl while making cookies, and somehow unknowingly uses her own milk.
Then I thought it would be even more fun if the recipe is actually functional, and I naturally chose one I liked. Then when I started writing I remembered that the damn recipe doesn't require any milk.
Eventually I thought of a sensible-ish solution, to have the main character also add the milk experimentally, without knowing what kind of effect it might have. Turned out a bit longer than I planned.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed.
Consider trying the recipe as well, I'll include it at the bottom of the description.
Do keep in mind that I translated it from an ancient looking Belgian cookbook, and somethings might be off because of it.
Also I am not legally liable if any of the following happen while you make the cookies:
Any dust explosions that occur in your kitchen. You cutting yourself on the eggshell when you crack it. You actually turning into a cow girl while making the cookies. Your fridge door snapping off when you open it.
Nate walks into his kitchen, and puts down the bag of flour he bought on the counter. He'd been planning to bake some cheese cookies for a whole week.
Yet when the day came when he decided to do it, he naturally didn't have any flour in stock, requiring him to quickly visit the nearest supermarket.
He quickly checks the time on the oven's display, and concludes that he should still have plenty of time to finish them before his sister arives.
"Alright.. let's get started quickly."
He goes to open the fridge, and takes out the butter, a bag of shredded cheese and an egg, and places them in the counter with the flour, being careful to make sure the egg doesn't start rolling.
He opens a drawer and takes out a big bowl, and a small one, putting the small one on the scale before turning it on and grabbing a fork and a coffee spoon from another drawer.
Since he usually leaves at least one salt shaker on the counter, he should have everything he needs ready for now.
Then, his body slowly begins to change. While he takes his apron off the oven door handle, his body slowly begins to change.
As his black hair begins to shift to a particularly pale blonde colour, he gets an idea.
"Would it taste good if I added some milk into the mix?.. Mh, might as well give it a shot."
He shrugs as he walks back to the fridge, and reopens it for a moment to grab a pack of milk. His arms slim down considerably, and his skin smoothens all over as he reaches out for the milk, but he strangely doesn't notice it.
Though it's not as necessary as with some other things he sometimes makes in the kitchen, he puts on his trusty apron, under which the proportions of his body begin to change, with his hips widening and his shoulders narrowing.
After turning on the digital scale, he begins to pour the flour into the bowl on top, carefully weighing it until he has 175 grams of it.
He readjusts his pants as his butt begins to swell against it. He next puts the flour into the big bowl. After weighing 50 grams of the shredded cheese, he adds that as well.
He then takes his spoon, and looks for some salt, pouring it onto the spoon and adding it to the mix. After using the spoon to make a small pit in the middle of the bowl, he thinks about whether he should add the milk now, and holds the spoon close to his throat out of habit.
After some deliberation he decides to do it just before he starts stiring the ingredients together. The spoon then reshapes into a tiny cowbell, attaching itself to his neck as he lets go of it.
Mounds of growing fat begin to form on his chest, and his clothes aside from his apron begin to reshape into smaller designs, while adjusting to his changing body proportions. He next cracks the egg, and pours both its whites and yolk into the pit he just made.
While his breasts continue growing in, he begins using the fork to chop pieces off the butter, and throwing them onto the scale. Adding them around the egg once she has about 125 grams. For a moment he is about to start stirring it, but then he remembers something.
"Oh wait, I was going to add some milk..." Without really thinking about it, he pulls his apron to the side, and flops one of his by now quite large boobs out of the bikini that's left from her shirt.
He carefully squeezes around his nipple, squirting out some milk into the bowl, then covers himself back up. While small horns begin growing out from the todp of his head, he quickly stirs the ingredients together a bit with the fork.
He then puts it to the side, and gets his dainty hands into the bowl. While he starts kneading the ingredients into dough, his ears start shifting upwards and reshaping, becoming similar to those of a cow.
He smiles as he sees the dough coming along nicely, despite the milk he added. His genitals begin to shrink and retract into his body as the transformation begins to approach its end.
Around when he finishes kneading the dough, his dick finally slips away and a pussy forms in its place, causing an odd wave of pleasure to shoot through her body.
H-hahh~nn?~ Confused, she looks down, and is met with the sight of a pair of enormous breasts, hanging of her chest.
U-uhh.. huh? She removes her apron, unsure if she can believe what she is looking at.
Carefully, she touches her nipple through her bikini, noticing that it's slightly moist from her own milk. She then immediately goes to check on the pack of milk, and quickly confirms her suspicion as she finds it still sealed.
She leans forwards slightly, blushing as she laughs awkwardly and gives her breasts an experimental squeeze.
"Haha-?? How.. did I not notice.. all of this? I even added this to the cookies didn't I?.. ... Actually.. how did this even happen? Ugh.. and my sister is coming too.
She'll give me some weird name like Nellie once I convince her I'm me won't she.. I'll at least finish the cookies first.. and put one some clothes.."
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She sighs, and spreads some flour over a clear part of the counter, then dumps the ball of dough on it. For a moment she considers using her bubbly butt to flatten the dough, as some would already say she already has some baked goods there.
But pushes the intrusive thought away and instead just uses a roller. Besides hygiene issues, the dough would definitely get too flat if she did that.
After getting out as many shapes as possible, she puts the tray into the oven. Looking at the oven's clock, it should be another hour before her sister got there. She sits down on the floor as she watches the cookies bake.
She scratches near the base of one of her horns and lets out another sigh. In the oven door's window, she can somewhat see her reflection. Her new body was certainly attractive, but it'd definitely take a long time to get used to.
She then suddenly hears the front door open and then close, and immediately realizes something. She had never changed the oven's clock to summer time. As her sister approaches the kitchen, she races to think of how she should start explaining what happened...
----- Ingredients ----------------------------------------------
175 g flour
125 g butter (Recipe specifies "vetstof" but I can only think of it referring to butter.)
1 egg
50 g shredded cheese (Recipe specifies gruyère but I'm sure most "hard" cheeses work.)
1 coffee spoon of salt
----- Instructions ---------------------------------------------
1. Mix the flour, salt and shredded cheese.
2. Make a small pit in the centre.
3. Crack the egg and pour it's contents into the pit.
4. Lay the pieces of butter around the center of the egg.
5. Start stirring it with a fork, than kneed it further by hand, until you have a consistent dough.
6. Roll the dough out until it's flat. (I recommend a thickness of at least a centimeter.)
7. Use cookie cutters to get the cookies out.
8. Put the cookies on a baking tray with a sheet of parchment paper between.
9. Finally let them bake in the oven at a moderate temperature, until they are a nice golden yellow colour.
